Once again, I feel it necessary to elucidate to you ma’fuxxx a few of the finer points of chauvinism. Particularly the semantic definition of the term itself, yo.
1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one’s country; fanatical patriotism.2. Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one’s own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism . . . of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.)
Ignore that number one shit, bros. Focus on the matter at hand: chauvinism is “prejudiced belief” that we’re better than women. I’d like to revise the definition for my own manosphere-brand of chauvinism. Let’s call this shit “Chauvinism 2.0.” Ever since the rise of the manosphere, us motherfuckers have been getting savvy of the seflish machinations of the female mind–particularly the feeble specimen that resides in the heads of western women. It’s fuckin phenotypes include blatant disregard for one’s own appearance, and a virulent sense of motherfuckin’ self-entitlement.
What I’m sayin’ is that we are starting to know how women work. We as a collective enlightened motherfuckin’ set of gender-Boddhisatva, are realizing the raw deal society in the western world we get, and at the same time to whose whims and imperatives it panders. (Bitches!)
Because we’re starting to realize and hammer down how nasty women can be when push comes to a shove, we’ve started to think up terms like the “rationalization hamster” and other somewhat demeaning terms. (Don’t get me wrong; the fact that we’re using this “amused mastery” as a means of understanding the selfishness that is femininity is the first step to true motherfuckin’ sexual aggrandisement for men of all walks of life.)Anyway, I’m starting (as usual, bros) to digrees. My brand of chauvinism defies this motherfuckin’ traditional taxonomy provided by the dictionary.
My belief in the superiority of my gender isn’t based on some bitch-ass prejudice. I’ve seen enough, read enough, and come to enough rational conclusion in my own and others’ shared experiences, to know that women (ALL WOMEN) have a really whack-ass side to their personality. This whackassness by a wide margin, surpasses any degree of whackassness that can be found in most men. The sheer spite and lack of fundamental concepts of respect, honour and fidelity are big contributors, bros. The fact that a woman can in cold blood tear apart a failing relationship with drama and cheating rather than for a second, assuming even a modicum of responsibility for the nasty proceedings: that’s another reason I’ve espoused and embraced chauvinism.
Bitchez don’t need to be feminists to be bloodthirsty, solipsistic, hind-brained subhumans with negative, destructive and ultimately completely selfish motivations. Women come by their viciousness naturally: feminists just encourage it by giving them all kinds of privileges and “rights” that bros and dudes will never get.
Considering the whack motherfuckin’ situation we men find ourselves in, I propose we all adopt this Chauvinisim 2.0 and ride the shit-wave as opposed to “white knighting”, “ghosting”, or worst of all: “manning up and taking some responsibility; settling down and having some kids with a nice woman.”(LOL AT THAT LAST ARBITRARY IMPOSITION, BROS! LOL AT IT LONG AND HARD.) In fact on that particular note, I’m going to once again give my boi, Heartiste another shout out. Bro knows how to blog up a motherfuckin’ argumentative storm.
Read this shit, bros. It’s fuckin’ wisdom.
