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Take a look at the above link. Can any man with a properly functioning pair of testes and a clear conscience free of the proclivity toward fabrication and outright lying tell me that any of the fucking women depicted on that site are even halfway fuckin’ attractive?
Here’s my own subjective opinion on the matter, ‘ma’fucks: None of them are attractive! Why do so many bitches think they need to look like that to attract men? Honestly, if I wanted a girl with the hip-to-waist ratio and BMI of a 12 year old boy,…I’d be a fucking paedophile; a gay paedophile no less!
If there are any “social constructs” the motherfuckin’ femnazis of contemporary times should be fucking trying to impeach it’s the ones that suggest that the women depicted in the above link are in any way what constitutes as fuckin’ hot!
Seriously, what the fuck?! What the hell happened to the demure, modest, broad hipped, reasonably ample-bosomed creatures of yore that haunt my (wet) dreams?!
And on the topic of my wet dreams, a blogger of whose writing I’m particularly engrossed has made reference to a beast resembling a woman who I hope I never encounter in said dreams: Sinead O’Connor.
As Heartiste of Chateau Heartiste puts it: Sow-nead has been married 4 times; each time with the marriage being to a wussier guy and for an increasingly shorter period of time. Despite the flurry of rationalizations and fuckin’ femmspeak-explanations as why she claims she ditched them, it’s clear she’s just frantically bailing the sinking fucking Titanic of her declining sexual market value with a paper cup, thinking she’s still got any motherfucking clout in a world where men go after skinny, pretty, young women who have long hair and reproductive capability….Silly sow-nead. I hope you find some better hobbies because going after whatever poor wussy “men’ you can drag down to your level doesn’t seem to me your ma’fuckin’ forte anymore, you disgusting bottom feeder.
Agreed. They all look like 12 year olds with coke habits.
Thaks, Hero. It’s so true. The paradigm of female sexuality is such a convoluted minefield of utter hypocrisy. And even in all the ass-backwards arguing and agonizing over shit that should be vastly more simplistic, we’ve got feminists trying to justify wimminz bein’ mutha-fuckin’ anorexic or morbidly-mothafuckin’-obese!
What happened with a healthy girl with nice jugs, maybe a bit of a little belly, and a shapely butt ripe for the spanking (and possible rim job administered by lesbian third party for my enjoyment, and eventual anal penetration?)
Like, FUCK!